Burn the Koran, say a prayer

It’s amazing that’s there’s so much furor about some wacked-out minister in Florida burning a Koran. Idiots in Afghanistan are rioting in the streets over the fact that this minister defiled the word of Allah. What a bunch of bullshit!

Perhaps they should riot against the logger that brought the raw material to the mill to be turned into paper. Perhaps they should riot against the company that supplied the ink to the printer. Oh yeah, the printer. He needs to be drawn and quartered for daring to reprint the word of Allah on something that is not completely indelible, like paper.

Perhaps the idiots in Afghanistan need to purchase their Korans in stone. After all, isn’t that the way God gave Moses the 10 Commandments? He must have been in tune with the short-comings of the 21st century, knowing that stone would last a lot longer.

And about this nonsense being said that the Bible was just written by men about God. Who the hell put the Koran in writing? Mohammed? I don’t think so.

This is all just another reason why we need to drop a bomb on Mecca. Why coddle these idiots? Wipe their idiotic shrines off the map. Perhaps they’ll discover that Christianity isn’t as bad as they make it out to be, once they pick up a copy of The Bible at the local bookstore.

By the way, if you decide to burn a paper copy of the Koran, say a prayer. We don’t want any live ashes from the burning affecting anyone downwind.